By Rob Morris
Should things continue at their present rate:
Hawkeye: If we play this right, Ho-Jon will be in college before the quarterback can get the head cheerleader's skirt to half-mast!
(Cut to table with BJ)
Hawkeye: (Snaps Tongue Depressor)
Rest In Peace, Henry.
(Cut to Hawkeye seeing GOODBYE spelled out in stones)
Rupert Murdoch: Now, unless they're a pinko socialist, I don't see how anyone can call reducing 125 hours of TV to 15 minutes total run time a "Butcher Job"!
(Ted Turner walks up and belts him)
Ted Turner: Reruns are our friends!